Sniff. “What’s that smell? No, seriously! What is that awful smell?” I know you know what I’m talking about. That dialogue haunts me on a weekly, if not daily basis. As much as I try to immediately transport myself to a tropical paradise where the scent of Plumeria and coconut fills the air, I fail. Miserably. See, I’ve been blessed with this keen sense of smell, that even minutes trapped on a drive with Kiddo’s swim practice bag can immediately transport me to the NY Giants’ locker room after the big game. Now toss California traffic into the mix and and eating smelly sandwiches on the fly in between swim practice and acting classes and I’d rather be anywhere but here.
“Ooooh that smell / Can’t you smell that smell?” – Lynyrd Skynyrd
OK, so maybe I’m exaggerating a teeny tiny bit, but while it’s happening it feels like the end of the world. So I quickly in my mind come up with places I would much rather be…
At a Rock Concert
Yes, I know, these can end up smelling just as bad as my car, but not just any rock concert. I would be completely lying if I said I was not chomping at the bit for a chance to see the 2016 Guns N’ Roses reunion tour, but I’m not talking about Coachella, I’m talking about where it all began: a small club warm-up show on the Sunset Strip.
Girls Night #SquadGoals
Picture this: Nicole Richie, Drew Barrymore, Adele, Khloe Kardashian, Kate Hudson, Amy Poehler, Mindy Kahling, Reese Witherspoon and I kitchen dancing to Justin Timberlake while we bake cookies and sing at the top of our lungs to Foo Fighters and old NKOTB until our sides hurt from laughing so hard like Taylor Swift and her ridiculously famous girl squad. Is this so wrong? I mean c’mon, I’m practically on Drew’s holiday card list. Right?
In Rachel Zoe’s closet
I wonder if RZxo needs an archivist for her closet. You know, I can come in, take inventory, update the pieces per season, snap a gazillion Instagrams or perhaps just sit on the floor wrapped in a faux Chinchilla and Tom Ford sunglasses listening to Scarlet Begonias, hoping the one-and-only Stella McCartney will find me. Is that too much to hope for?
Back to life. Back to reality.
Could you imagine? But noooooooo. Truth is, I’m not there, I’ll never be there, instead? I’m trapped in the carpool lane at school with something rancid left under the backseat that smells like death. The bright side? I don’t have to suffer any longer thanks to FreshTech™. I’ve been experiencing their car accessories, and truth be told, the mobile dual USB car charger and air freshener is a LIFE SAVER. It eliminates these odors for up to 30 days and allows me to plug my iPhone in and groove to my “Where I’d Rather Be” playlist on Spotify. Genius!
And there are so many scents to choose from. Our favorites being: New Car Smell (obvs), Black Magic, Fresh Mist, Vanilla Bean, Tropical Explosion, and Apple Crisp.
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